This woman is going to be on Dancing With The Stars in 2 years, mark my words.

John McCain's running mate, a 44-year old partial-term governor apparently totally equipped to run the country* in the event of McCain's inevitable and imminent catastrophic health failure, or at least good enough to persuade millions of American women that she's just the same as Hillary solely because she has a vagina, despite being 100% opposed to her on every major issue:



The health teacher from Varsity Blues who turns out, to no one's real surprise, to also be a stripper:





*From 2007:

Alaska Business Monthly: We've lost a lot of Alaska's military members to the war in Iraq. How do you feel about sending more troops into battle, as President Bush is suggesting?

Palin: I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq. I heard on the news about the new deployments...